it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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