quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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