We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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