The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
