you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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