phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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