Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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