That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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