Grow some girl-balls and come out already
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
