I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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