glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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