So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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