he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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