I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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