Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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