I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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