he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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