Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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