quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
