random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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