Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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