Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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