I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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