You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
