Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
