So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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