i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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