Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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