You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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