shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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