I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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