He is an equal opportunity slut.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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