I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
