dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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