wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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