he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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