Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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