that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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