Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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