Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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