do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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