Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
