So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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