can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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