I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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