I CAN MOONWALK!
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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