Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's never too late to be topless.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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