Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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