There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Congratulations! We have a period
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