Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
