i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
