She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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