I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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